Feeling reflective, xenomorph decides to stargaze.

Monocled rum swigging sunburt man could not be happier than the time he parachuted to safety from a burning zeppelin.

Planet Earth explodes and out pours hot molten rock as well as an enormous stick insect.

Well it's quite simply really. An educated pair of buttocks holds a severed foot with it's one arm, during Movember.

Grandmother puts on her best bikini at the swimming pool hoping to find some young meat.

Tinkerbell gets the munchies, tries to steal cheese from a mousetrap and meets her demise. Peter Pan cries.

a threatening message left with mustard.

Idiot monkey will never pass maths.

Sick of his life, Jeff the canary ends it all. Suicide by hanging.

Barney the dinosaur has been bred with a dragon and a unicorn.

Booger the Alien controls the lightning

Brian the Ketchup-Tree was dropping his Ketchups everywhere