Poor product quality.

Grandma just got run over by a reindeer.

An adorable orange cat wears a sparkly black top hat and sunglasses.

I don't know anything about Homestuck so I'll guess this is... Vriska? Maybe?

A man pleads for the safety of his laundry.

Reminds of a show I saw once but can't remember its name. There was that one scene (above) with an angry man with grenades in his pants..?

An award winning CEO sits at his desk.

A small caterpillar sits on a tree.

An intriguing green alien with antenna wearing a hat.

A man declines an unsavory beverage.

A purple monster points up in dismay.

A parrot attempts to learn speech.