A first guardian with a cue ball for a head. He wears a white suit, a green bowtie and is an excellent host.
magic 8 ball goes to the ball
magic 8 girl
I don't know anything about Homestuck so I'll guess this is... Vriska? Maybe?
A house is wedged between two rocks
boxing milk carton yells "NO"
A milk carton with gloves and booties is horrified to discover that he has been... OPENED~!
ur mom joke gone stupid
CARLOS
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!