Sad robot has nobody to dance with at the nazi nightclub.

What happens when shit hits the fan...

Neil DeGrasse Tyson in the greatest debate of all time: Crocodiles... or ALIENS??

YOU. YOU ARE ROCK!

A chart of the internet.

A worm hits broccoli with a lead pipe. THWACK.

Garfield hates Mondays.

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Alan Jackson, shirtless, with a hand in his pocket.

Sad crocodile asks, what is love?

"Why so serious?" asks the woefully untrained, armless masseuse.

"nes" exclaimed the stick figure, before its hair was eaten by a blue snake/penis.

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