Call 684-3282 if you want to talk to Hitler or a poop-eating dinosaur.

Smug man stares at the sun

An eye and a black sheep spot at a cross in a river of piss and water.

Oh God No :c

A house and an apple tree. That's it.

five black dicks

Man-Snake with chicken pox draws a picture using his one noodle arm.

Spades Slick

Why? Oh God why do anime smiley faces have to exist?o.o

An angry bird with a hat wants to steal Tony the Tiger's Frosted Flakes.

Paedophilia

Squiggly legged man verbally abuses a child.