Doodle or Die

An irish man informs a bull exactly why his feces belong to a bull which is most likely the bull in question.

A man has been hit in the head with a spear. Another man mourns the loss.

Garfield defies the laws of common sense. You need air on the moon for that. He also hates America.

Four inches underground, three packs of beer, two worms, one night that they'd rather forget. "Firm Worm 2: Early Bird Gets 'It'"

The worm squirmed into town with a swagger, saying "Wow" sarcastically when he saw the shitty welcome sign.Place was as seedy as it was loud

Video games have become sapient. They've constructed a massive controller shaped airship and brainwashed a man. They also took his head off.

A nerd with glasses going beyond her ears and off of her head. She also has a moustache and an evil looking shadow in her mouth.

Bob desperately holds back a tsunami using his telekinesis. He is tired and running out of chi energy, causing a hole to form in his head.

Bob the Basketball suddenly finds himself in love with the dashing soccer ball down the road. Unfortunately, this conflicts his religion.

Poor Jane just couldn't handle it any more. The others always made fun of her for her string like hair. She showed up at prom with a knife.

A sheriff, tired of the monotony of his day to die life, becomes addicted to tacos.He covers his eyes so that hes blind to the boring world.

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