a house has exploided because of a cat
A cat on the moon commits arson flawlessly.
Garfield defies the laws of common sense. You need air on the moon for that. He also hates America.
Garfield is clinically depressed
Garfield, old and dying, reflects on his self-indulgent lifestyle. He dies thinking about how rude he acted to his friends, Odie and Nermal.
Garfield fell into the oven while trying to make lasagna, bursting into flames.
burnt ashes
ants near burning shit
A floating cloud of shit materializes a giant penis that rapes a nearby man.
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!