Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater (Snake's camo level is at 100%)

Someone pulls the fabled Banana Blade from the lemon tree.

New York City's Gay Pride Parade fell on October 31st this year

That episode of Rugrats where everyone takes a turn drawing poorly on the chalkboard.

The stakes for the 2012 American Presidential election

An orange strawberry (potentially a genetic abomination) named "Lautrec" says no, comically.

Edgar Allen Poe gets so high, he starts to feel like a blue hedgehog.

A freakishly large booty.

Shrek overhears Donkey gossiping at a party, and seems like he isn't too happy about it.

A bottle of expensive, aged Mountain Dew.

Capn' Crunch cereal hates Sonic's green cousin, who's not even sure if he's gotta go fast or not.

Erotic crossover fanfic, borrowing from "American History X", "A Clockwork Orange", and "Matilda".