Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater (Snake's camo level is at 100%)

A freakishly large booty.

Shrek overhears Donkey gossiping at a party, and seems like he isn't too happy about it.

A bottle of expensive, aged Mountain Dew.

Capn' Crunch cereal hates Sonic's green cousin, who's not even sure if he's gotta go fast or not.

Erotic crossover fanfic, borrowing from "American History X", "A Clockwork Orange", and "Matilda".

An introverted twenty something with little to no social skills leaves a comment on his anonymous message board of choice.

The ghostly image of a sad man wearing a blue jacket... and nothing else.

A man has his legs broken in over a dozen places. The pain is unbearable.

Draw the moon from Majora's Mask from memory. No cheating! If you have no idea what I'm asking you to draw, google that shit and look once.

A rude statement -or- the worst punchline ever. Maybe both.

Someone pulls the fabled Banana Blade from the lemon tree.