Throughout his life Happy man has lived with his curse, To never not smile, On this day he comes upon a man crapping in the streets, Joyous!

A man of deaths stature should never have to carry his own scythe, His horse abiding by this runs onwards with a scythe between it's hoofs.

Ever hear the story of the guy who married a dating sim? Well this is without the mutual affection.

A humanoid Pacman walks up to the grave of three friends, Here lies Pinky, Blinky and Inky.

It's... It's yellow... The color... The brightness... It fills my senses... My eyes and nose envelope that yellow jackets look and scent...

A man who can only see green believes the world is made of turtles

As the man wearing an iron for a hat approached the cabin he noticed three foot tall man standing outside of it.

This vegetable is making me really corny!

Three floating heads ponder why they have gigantic bubblegum striped grapes on their heads.

One man with two eyes and his tongue sticking out asks another man with three eyes and his tongue sticking out how.

It was a sad day when the Dekins family cow had to have its legs replaced with string, but even today it moos with vigor.

A man has seen the hottest thing in existence, However his head has exploded from the heat, Nobody will know what the tie wearing man saw.