It was a sad day when the Dekins family cow had to have its legs replaced with string, but even today it moos with vigor.

Throughout his life Happy man has lived with his curse, To never not smile, On this day he comes upon a man crapping in the streets, Joyous!

A man of deaths stature should never have to carry his own scythe, His horse abiding by this runs onwards with a scythe between it's hoofs.

A man has seen the hottest thing in existence, However his head has exploded from the heat, Nobody will know what the tie wearing man saw.

Vulvan van worst was a abstract artist who worked with condiments for his artwork, though this was false because in reality it was leftovers

A gigantic man adores the tiny mans brown fedora.

A dead man leaps towards the corpses of a dead rhino, cat and dog.

Ever hear the story of the guy who married a dating sim? Well this is without the mutual affection.

I've been cruising in this walmart kiddy cart for five years now, Today is the day, I've been called to rush to a scene, Time to smoke them.

A humanoid Pacman walks up to the grave of three friends, Here lies Pinky, Blinky and Inky.

It's... It's yellow... The color... The brightness... It fills my senses... My eyes and nose envelope that yellow jackets look and scent...

Frosty the Snowman, was a jolly happy soul, Till he got stabbed that is, Nobody knows who did it.