The bloodiest hamburger patty I've ever seen.

THE LANGOLIERS!

Albert Einstein suddenly can't figure out his own theories. His career is over.

Emotionless bunny greets you with little enthusiasm.

A comic strip about similar fruits being forced to mate for the good of society.

The very hungry caterpillar thinks about how black people are actually more brown in coloration.

The jubilation of rebuilding the W.T.C. is cut short, as rogue terrorist pandas have re-enacted 9/11.

3-eyed, 4 armed, 8-legged man is an abomination unto science

Mathbot 5,000 failing to answer his first question correctly. The shock kills him.

north korean college professor pikachu

TULIPS, THE TULIPS REPRESENTING THE DESIRE IN YOUR HEART.

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OBAMA'S AMERICA! (as viewed by right wing nutjobs)

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