TULIPS, THE TULIPS REPRESENTING THE DESIRE IN YOUR HEART.

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OBAMA'S AMERICA! (as viewed by right wing nutjobs)

The bloodiest hamburger patty I've ever seen.

Mr. bill on meth.

THE HORRORS OF THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE

An uneducated white male feels threatened by african american men who make more money than they do.

Madonna's face: 2047.

Art student realizes they are squandering their education on this pointless game. He is so destitute that he uses a laptop on the floor.

A rat is confused by the difference between cheese and pizza.

Albert Einstein suddenly can't figure out his own theories. His career is over.

Scientific talent and knowledge being wasted on extending the penis.

Valentine box is seriously injured.

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