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That's it, Neptune, you've got to stop watching Oprah. This has gone on long enough.
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Somehow, I just don't find that used umbrella salesman trustworthy. Maybe it's just me.
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A satellite in space says "Yes Sir, Lowtax.". A white alien looking person with an antenna on his head is struck by the satellite's laser.
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Dodos aren't extinct, just hiding.
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a bad crossdresser with a sword that is demanding to be touched.
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A young Gandalf looks forward to the warm embrace of his one true love, Edward Cullen.
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You drink the Absinthe and the room darkens. A green fairy grows from the glass and you start to see everything in the style of Art Nouveau.
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A man disinterestedly considers the plight of his poor, caged canary.
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Gee golly I sure do like sitting on all this money!
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Heeeey, sexy lady!
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Oh! oh, uh, a cat, is it a cat? no? sorry, I'm bad at these pictionary type games : (
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