Galileo is had it up to here with your bullshit and is letting you know where things stand.

A lowly peasant gets the reprimand he deserves for dropping and breaking a telescope during a snow storm.

A boy abiding to his pastor father's wishes by breaking his own telescope. He should be aware that having interest in astronomy is a sin.

Take one step closer to that telescope and I'll twist your neck so far, you'd REALLY get to see Uranus - if you get my drift! *Wink* *Wink*

A terrifying view of Uranus through a telescope

Saturn's getting wild with some sideways ring action.

Saturn is addicted to rings. But he doesn't realize that his addictions affects those around him as well.

That's it, Neptune, you've got to stop watching Oprah. This has gone on long enough.

Space Oprah