The last man on earth tries to play doodle or die

Mr. Potato carefully balanced on the car hood reaching for the Crate of food in the truck in front of him. He would rescue his wife!

The boy put in the NES new game "The legend of grapefruit: A banana to the past". It was supposed to be the best rpg ever. He pressed start.

Little Johnny's operation was a success. His genitals had best replaced with a live frog.

Bottled Rhino is the hot new collectible among all the children

The mustache society had just added a new member. To celebrate they tied them to a chair and shaved the new member bald.

The Dude (or El Duderino)is dressed as a whirling dervish and must be on drugs yet again cause there are rainbows and a weird cord he cut.

A toddler can't really draw a man and woman in love so he has to resort to drawing coats.

A hideous green mutant has warts. He obviously hasn't looked in a mirror because that's the least of his problems

The living candy corn can not repair the relationship of Willy Wonka and Michael Jackson.

A boy hates wearing his rabid dog backpack to school. All the kids laugh at him.

Doctor Who gets bigger hair with every regeneration