Meppo the robot finially lived. Sure he was made out of crappy parts from the 1960's

The mustache society had just added a new member. To celebrate they tied them to a chair and shaved the new member bald.

Winkle the Gnome excutioner was out of job. They had outlawed the death penalty in Gnomeland. He would have his revenge!

Domo shuts his mouth for once

The dead ghost of mario realizes he will never reach the rainbow bridge

A capital B calls a lower case B its baby (probably). Little B might be a vampire too.

The Detective Fish suddenly found a trail of blood next to a golden sword. The murderer must be nearby he exclaimed

The last man on earth tries to play doodle or die

Bottled Rhino is the hot new collectible among all the children

Bobo the chimp has pulled the sword from the stone and is proclaimed king

The Cucumber army held Captain Tomato at the gallows preparing to execute him but then...

George Washington solicits help from Mars against the British