Blind bacon cries pink tears. He thinks the man he's trying to kill is there, but he's talking to himself.

Elton John being contacted by aliens who look like penises. He's a little overwhelmed.

A piece of shit rises triumphantly from a piss filled toilet. Somewhere along the way he found a really cool hat.

one of them is dead, but still standing, one is asleep, one cries, one laughs and another can't stand to listen to the screams

Two miniaturized men are trapped in a cereal bowl as its tossed into the sink. One is wearing glasses, the other sunglasses.

its a bug in a green Santa's elf costume.

I'd really rather not. Maybe some butterflies?

A dapper poo.

scribbles.

Two men having wild sex with a female from the planet Betelgeuse.

A duck with a missing nostril holding a homemade gun.

Durante shitting blood.