Two miniaturized men are trapped in a cereal bowl as its tossed into the sink. One is wearing glasses, the other sunglasses.

its a bug in a green Santa's elf costume.

Blind bacon cries pink tears. He thinks the man he's trying to kill is there, but he's talking to himself.

I'd really rather not. Maybe some butterflies?

A dapper poo.

scribbles.

Elton John being contacted by aliens who look like penises. He's a little overwhelmed.

Two men having wild sex with a female from the planet Betelgeuse.

A duck with a missing nostril holding a homemade gun.

Durante shitting blood.

A pear with a creepy math saying "LOL WUT."

The final confrontation between good and evil happens at the rodeo.