A pink two legged dinosaur tries to pass off as a horse while a bystander looks on angrily. You're not fooling anyone.
something went wrong in development and the egg is now hatching into a solar system. i'm so sorry
a guy who mistakes a cats butt for an ice cream and licks it
hungry ass cat
McCommunism.
Oh! I'm a ballet snake whip!
A scary crocodile man in a suit and tiny top hat has ketchup all over his hands. He's also smiling menacingly.
happy fuckpig
A baby chick gets shot by pan with a hand gun, and it says 10/10 on the chick. So much blood.
Teddy bear is pointlessly censored amongst emoticons
A penguin getting his butthole licked by a sex crazed shaved sheep
humpty dumpty is being discriminated against because everyone assumes he is an egg
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