That annoying tv guy
Karate chopping spaghetti.
For his next trick the karate kid will now chop a cinder block with a bowl of mac & cheese on top of the block.
person trying to remove clothes after a long day at work but gets tangled and finds him or herself in mild pain
humpty dumpty
humpty dumpty is being discriminated against because everyone assumes he is an egg
A sad potato is sad because the drinking fountain says "people only" and he is just so parched
working in the cotton fields too long makes him a black football
Black man fights kung-fu style against sentient anal beads
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!