Bearded man in a rice farmer's hat.

Silouhette of man watching beautiful sunset on a beach in the French Riviera.

A whirling Christmas Tree of Death from that one episode of Doctor Who.

A big, happy orange emoticon is flirting with a happy little pink one. Other emoticons are happily watching.

Saw 38, the sequel to the prequel of the sequel to the sequel of the... oh, nevermind, it's just a dude with a saw embedded in his skull.

Angry bluebird.

A brown bag lunch. For flies. Without the bag.

A smoking alien with a crossbow stares silently at you with one eyebrow lifted ever-so-slightly.

A raisin and a lamp-shade go golfing in the middle of a horizontal electrical storm.

His arm!?! It ATE his arm!!! Chopped it right off at the bone.

A very zoomed-in shot of the side of Barney the Dinosaur's tummy.

red vs. red