a man swimming in a sea of roughly 20 million cocks

MAN TRYING TO ESCAPE EVIL ROOSTERS

A cock and a hen chasing a sweaty man

Lolidk

A guy striking out with an angry girl and leaving to watch porn instead

cock and jizz

pissing water

You got blood on my favourite shirt. :'(

tie - dye with blood

bloody tie

a bleeding penis?

Herb is bleeding to death

Christmas Herb

A whirling Christmas Tree of Death from that one episode of Doctor Who.

An atheist member of the KKK

Gray christmas tree doesn't believe in god

even christmas trees are grey in my sad life

Satan's children were fed up with his lack of holiday spirit so they put on top the Christmas tree.

A disgruntled man with a floating eye says there is no Santa.

A man who was beaten as a child whenhe asked where Santa was

Ghost not giving a crap about his son (He's the fruity-ass fruitbowl gay bastard that's taking it in the pooper)

a careless ghost being angry about his son who just came out of the closet

The rock's dad is not pleased with his son's homosexual tendencies.

Big scary rock fails to scare two little rocks.