A rotund man ejaculates into his blowup doll. It slowly deflates, trapping his hand in a jizzy plastic sleeve of remorse.

The murderous Easter egg Carlo "The Eggbeater" Fezlowski faces the hangman's noose for his role in the terrifying Easter egg hunt massacre.

The Rainbow Brigade is preparing to assault the unsuspecting village of Bluewithwhitelinesville. X marks the spot.

The postman has left a surprise package at the door. Maybe it's a puppy! Or an enema bag! Or anthrax.

A pineapple wearing a wizard's hat makes a surprise visit to his local library where he teaches everyone an important lesson about sharing.

Super Fox comes to the rescue to save the puppy stuck in a paper bag which has been set on fire.

Michelle moaned softly as Jack removed his trousers. Her eyes widened with delight as his turgid appendage sprang forth into the light.

It's like the sword in the stone. Except with two dicks. Sticking up out of the stone. Flopping around. Waving at you. Dicks.

Evidence consists of one shoddily made dagger, one rubber dog mask, and seven jars of mayonnaise which you can't actually see.

A small teacup waves its fist in the air, loudly cursing its owners for being too lazy to wash it properly.

I'll bet a fiddle of gold against your soul 'cause I think I'm better than you.

It's happy! It's glowing! It's CORN!