Kool Aid Man's cousin has come to visit. He is brown because instead of being flavored with Kool Aid he is flavored with poop.

Chairman Mao does not like his newly dyed blue hair.

A T Rex charges into the village and quickly eats two villagers. "Blargh" it yells, spitting them out. "You people eat too much garlic."

Beard Man, armed only with a pistol and his trusty orange cape, faces off against his arch nemesis, the sinister Captain Orangutan.

Derp alien would like more dots please.

V8 man has a seizure and his tongue sticks out. Also he poops himself.

Kermit the frog has a sordid love affair with Aunt Jemima. "His froggy tongue played across her full lips, seeking entry into her mouth."

Parappa the Rapper finds his new calling in the field of proctology.

Jabba the Hutt is a huge Naruto fan. "To become Hokage is my dream!" (wtf does this even mean anyway?)

The postman has left a surprise package at the door. Maybe it's a puppy! Or an enema bag! Or anthrax.

A man is so tired he loses control of his tongue and it lolls out of his mouth. He begins to drool on himself.

A green haired, red eyed monster has Tubaphobia, the fear that crazed tubas are out to get him.