The cardinal sighs in disappointment. What is wrong, Mr. Cardinal? He replies, swift and sound, 'Diabeetus...'

A guy who thinks about when some stickfigure told him he was a pervert. He looks like that one guy from the Dr. Suess movie, too.

Brown Creatures from beyond.

Nope. Nope.

Happy straw hat

Dad is not please with the random lines and floating ball. HE MUST ATTACK WITH HIS GOLFING CLUB WISELY.

Fem!Dave thinks you suck. You probably do.

Someone trying to take the gum from beneath their shoe.

Of Monsters and Men

Lasagna

Something with at least ponies. Or HS. Or something. ._.

The eye of the storm... GARBAGE.