Someone trying to take the gum from beneath their shoe.

Of Monsters and Men

Lasagna

Something with at least ponies. Or HS. Or something. ._.

The eye of the storm... GARBAGE.

Toast with Nutella.

Some guy trying out the portals in decked-out gear.

A gun - PTOO!

An elf in half.

Brown Creatures from beyond.

The results of HERPES

The cardinal sighs in disappointment. What is wrong, Mr. Cardinal? He replies, swift and sound, 'Diabeetus...'