A square foot of orange Jell-o.

The other kids came with their favorite toys--Billy only had his rape whistle.

The African king is not impressed by the jester's antics. The clown cries, knowing its fate.

Herman the pensioner loses a fight against Slappy Hams the Ginger.

"I said I wanted nude pics, Charlene!"

Godwin's Law.

Be awesome to one another, and party on dudes!

The dog seeks only the highest delicacy known to canines, the most tender meat, a succulent morsel--a moogle.

And so, the twins began their lifelong feud. Their mother disapproves.

King Alligator.

I don't even care that Homestuck exists.

A New Age Retro Hippie.