King Alligator.

I don't even care that Homestuck exists.

A New Age Retro Hippie.

The blue haired teenager just can't play off his glitter snorting habit to his extremely disappointed, bitter mother.

A square foot of orange Jell-o.

The other kids came with their favorite toys--Billy only had his rape whistle.

The saddest little fireball.

An onion struggling to pronounce vowels. A mummified pigeon is not amused.

A pink, anime mermaid.

The African king is not impressed by the jester's antics. The clown cries, knowing its fate.

Pikachu and Jigglypuff in sleeping bags around a campfire. Pikachu is unamused.

The broom had, at last, murdered its arch-nemesis--the tampon. The deed was done.