An apple can easily destroy the sandworms of Arrakis. All praise Muad'Dib!

Mr. Monopoly is murdered. Likely Obama murdered him.

A croissant that exclaims "Fuck you, Frenchie"!

FFX/FFVII mesh: Wakka is a clone of 'Drake' He desires to hug his new brother's head which is preserved in a vat See : Sephiroth and Jenova.

Zelda jerks off to a box of porn and doesn't want Link to come in the room.

Our sun if it could catch herpes and chlamydia.

Spiderman takes a shower then rapes a person male to death.

New Chain

Steaming hot fecal matter on the face of Gary Johnson

a retarded ambulance

Jewish sharks ask for money.

A man getting sexual satisfaction from his his prolapsed anus.

We all live in a yellow submarine. (If we were all ninjas)

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