Zelda jerks off to a box of porn and doesn't want Link to come in the room.

Our sun if it could catch herpes and chlamydia.

Spiderman takes a shower then rapes a person male to death.

Steaming hot fecal matter on the face of Gary Johnson

a retarded ambulance

Jewish sharks ask for money.

A man getting sexual satisfaction from his his prolapsed anus.

We all live in a yellow submarine. (If we were all ninjas)

PS Vita's best selling game.

A Dark Souls character successfully invades an orange finger.

Reddit in a nutshell

Oddysseus calls out to the sirens.