PUT DOWN THE GUN DAFFY! YOU'RE NOT A HOOD-RAT!

That fly sees dead people. But he's so pimpin' that he doesn't give a shit, so he smokes a cigar and walks away.

The essence of capitalism IIIINN SPAAACE.

Your hair actually looks quite fine, missy!

Plank has PTSD, he has seem horrific events that would chill your soul to the core

THIS MAN HAS TERRIBLE HUMOR AND IS A LOATHSOME INDIVIDUAL. EVERYONE LAUGH AT HIM. LAAUGH. LAAAUGH.

...How did my wife and son become a giraffe and a chicken?

In the sea of acceptance and fabulousness, the bigots wither and drown as their intolerance festers with seething stupidity.

All day I think about Carrots. Carrrrooots.... CAAARRROOooots....

Purple-haired girls with eyes so blue THEY PIERCE YOUR SOUL LIKE YOUR MOTHER'S DISAPPROVING GAZE.

It's ok, Mr. Fabulous-Dragon, We all forgot what we're doing sometimes. (Can you stop farting your way through the sky though?)

No thanks, I'd rather not give a B to a cheerleader that looks like a man.

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