An immortal person tries to kill themselves

Six legged spider hates it when heads are sideways

A spiders web is limp, he is unhappy about it. All the other spiders laugh at him for it.

One spider did drugs. The rest mock him for his inability to spin properly.

Two spiders laughing at a third spider who is shitfaced on marijuana.

spiderman is high and has the disembodied heads of mary jane and a ant chef talking to him

That fly sees dead people. But he's so pimpin' that he doesn't give a shit, so he smokes a cigar and walks away.

A pimp mosquito

a pimp mosquito, with a purple hat, gold $ chain, and cane, asks, "where my bitches at?"

Why can't flying elephant pimp find his bitches?

Pimp elephant that uses his pimp staff as one of those walking sticks for blind people, its a secret cause he's blind

Rich mafia boss elephant wearing a hat, king's cape, and a staff with a jewel on it

Very well drawn mafia boss/king elephant looks threatening.

"U mad, bro?" asked the gangster before his body was riddled with bullets.