'smashing' zombie

I'm assuming this image is to demonstrate an attempt at a witty response to an nsfw description, that the illustrator did not want to draw.

a colourful pie

jellyfish fields

A delightful invitation inviting the invitee to one's orgy that replaces the word 'come' with a clever pun of 'cum'.

a purple durple

liar mutha-fukin liar