a colourful pie
jellyfish fields
'smashing' zombie
A delightful invitation inviting the invitee to one's orgy that replaces the word 'come' with a clever pun of 'cum'.
I'm assuming this image is to demonstrate an attempt at a witty response to an nsfw description, that the illustrator did not want to draw.
a purple durple
liar mutha-fukin liar