A cactus jogging in the apocalypse.

Lemonade is poured on Elvis.

A man shoots blue out of his mouth and his foot is cut.

A man running away from The Hulk, whose teeth are falling out.

He is blind

The Cat in the Hat eats green eggs and ham. (And he likes them, Sam-I-Am.)

A bald man in nothing but a cape eats a piece of cherry pie

Someone in a dark pink shirt reads the newspaper

A cat and dog are chefs. The cat has a red hat and the dog has a white one

a mutated green dolphin with a black and yellow dot on his head can walk on his fins and is apprehensive about going into water

Someone messed around with the tubes at a gas station, thinking it was a bright idea

A kid finds an elf hanging from a tree by his hat and mistakenly tells his mother it is a black man

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