i'm sitting at work in front of my computer. i have a headset on, drinking coffee. draw me and my beard. (roughly 2 inch hairs.)

Get back to work, slacker!

angry boss who has killed an employee n has stuck said employees face on a pike for instilling fear into the rest of his minions (employees)

rich englishman enjoying impalement

spear butt on fancy man

A man is about to get shot in the butt by an arrow. Watch out, guy!

Someone has spilled lemonade all over this helpless, large-nosed amputee. He doesn't seem to mind.

Lemonade is poured on Elvis.

Elvis showering in lemonade