Slinkys become sentient and tell each other of the joys of slinking down the stairs

Yellow worm kindly asks pesky butterfly to sodomize themselves voluntarily

Cheeseburger guy needs a dental plan

Spiked boot girl cries blood over flattened limbless black man

Hungry Cucumber angrily devours scared sun, fork and knife in hand. Sun's life flashes before eyes. It is long and boring.

Stupid Flower in a Stupid Field with a Stupid Blue Sky and two Stupid Clouds with a Badass Sun.

A Poopsocker

A Colorless rainbow cries as a little girl hugs it and unicorns on clouds watch the in sheer horror.

Captain Morgan aboard the SS Kickass proclaiming "AWWWWw YEah!" as shit explodes in the background. #Epic

Equus!

If Dennis Rodman grew his hair out and was white and a floating head.

Bald Lego Shaped Head kid with disproportionate appendages wants a hug.