Stupid Flower in a Stupid Field with a Stupid Blue Sky and two Stupid Clouds with a Badass Sun.

A Poopsocker

A Colorless rainbow cries as a little girl hugs it and unicorns on clouds watch the in sheer horror.

Captain Morgan aboard the SS Kickass proclaiming "AWWWWw YEah!" as shit explodes in the background. #Epic

Slinkys become sentient and tell each other of the joys of slinking down the stairs

Equus!

Yellow worm kindly asks pesky butterfly to sodomize themselves voluntarily

If Dennis Rodman grew his hair out and was white and a floating head.

Bald Lego Shaped Head kid with disproportionate appendages wants a hug.

We didn't land on Plymouth Rock! Plymouth Rock, landed on us!

Apples are the equivalent of periods.

Cheeseburger guy needs a dental plan

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