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The person above the previous drawer is a bundle of sticks, or a "cigarette", if you will.

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On a scale from 1 to 10, what is your favorite color of the Alphabet?

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What the state of Texas would look like if it were a French lesbian.

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Mike Jew-name is drawing abstract art on the wall with a lipstick.

Angry prepubescent vampire boy talking like an urban teen.

One eyed man with jacked-up smile lying on the ground and vomiting sprinkles.

Darkness falls and kills the light

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