The person above the previous drawer is a bundle of sticks, or a "cigarette", if you will.

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On a scale from 1 to 10, what is your favorite color of the Alphabet?

A ladder and a stepstool crying.

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What the state of Texas would look like if it were a French lesbian.

Oh, lordy... Um, a devil with red sunglasses and shorts holding his head on bloody golf club and objecting to something off-screen.

Mike Jew-name is drawing abstract art on the wall with a lipstick.

Angry prepubescent vampire boy talking like an urban teen.

One eyed man with jacked-up smile lying on the ground and vomiting sprinkles.

Darkness falls and kills the light

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One Direction vs The Justice League

Dead llama with hat singing about eating faces.

A strawberry fucking a man in a shed.

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