Omega Chaos Jellyfish penetrates the Pentagon on a full moon

Batman and Superman are blazing it

Somebody has punched Hitler-With-A-Goatee-And-A-Sweater in the eye

A member of the Blue Man Group murders Kermit's hippy cousin with yellow shoes

Elves being a public nuisance on Christmas Eve and insulting children

Sword Art Online with a cast of special needs children in black and white being projected onto a blue screen

Cheery blonde man punches you with blue gloves

Interrupting Duck

Teacher is drunk and all of the kids are about to shoot him

A watermelon watching his entire family get butchered by Teletubby crossdressers

My dad

Mario write saucy love letters to Cloud Strife