My dad
Mario write saucy love letters to Cloud Strife
A goblin being hanged outside a shady pub
Hot anime girl calls your shoe inadequate
The average Fire Emblem player
Joker from Persona 5 beats the other Joker at chess
Gnomes fracking
Grimace gets sexually assaulted by the Blue Brapper and his snake gun
Two of the cube buildings from the PS2 intro get destroyed by a faulty memory card :(
Two red snakes count to one hundred and fifty
Majora's Mask but everything is really fucking oily
Omega Chaos Jellyfish penetrates the Pentagon on a full moon