A derpy looking Italian man sues Nintendo for infringement of his Mario looks.

Naked Blobman is Snake Plissken in: "Escape From Doodle Or Die"

Using shampoo to wash your prick in the sink at a seedy motel

The Sun is ugly crying because they went out and got a job while DoD was down for 3 months (or whatever long it was)

Santa Claus sun bathing on a beach during vacation on the French Riviera. A kid begs for his autograph but Santa says no.

A Burnt Sienna colored Crayola crayon

MMMM! I'm loving it! Doo doo-doo-doo! (We now serve hotdogs out of Princess Jasmine's asshole to a pink candy cane reindeer)

Doodle or Die

A fox in the wild being abducted by aliens

Doodle or Die

Mr. Burns' bear, "Bobo".

Film Noir scene: A single street lamp shining down on a green buttplug

Jon is yelling at Garfielf as Liz injects him with a euthanasia needle. "You ate all the food for the last time you fucking cat!!!!"

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