Doodle or Die

Walter White asking Jesse "WTF are you talking about?" when Jesse suggests taking the drug profits and buying into Organo Gold.

Watching TV alone in the dark, circa 1983

New Chain

Steve Urkel pointing at Carl Winslow's prolapsed anus, and asks "Did I do that!?!"

Really gay looking poodle

Doodle or Die

Sentient sidewalk being trod upon. It loves being used that way.

Female version of James Bond as shown in silhouette (Pink background over black). She's thicc!

An old man with a cane and a goatee & glasses (MrDan1969?) looking at a steaming pile of dogshit, intrigued.

Doodle or Die

Rectangular cactus. No arms, no prickly spines. It looks perturbed at its predicament.

Doodle or Die

Dr. Mario throwing a giant red pill at a drug addict, causing him to overdose and die

Someone has dropped their cone of pistachio ice cream on the ground and an earthworm is eating it

A black woman in a bikini trying to sunbathe, but butterflies and other insects keep biting her.

Nerdy gamer guy in bed whacking off to a game guide magazine

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