Mario performing an abortion on Princess Peach with a coat hanger in a Mushroom Kingdom back alleyway

Kill yourself, then kill your parents.

One time after a wild orgy I shit out something that looked like a black forest cake

A woman pleasuring herself with a frozen hotdog in a pool has it break off inside her twat

Some chowder head on here keeps breaking chains by quoting movie titles

Zima is back! And this time: It's black!

Rock'em Sock'em Retards

Crazy Butthole Adventure

Zane Turner being beat with a pool cue

Instead of using toothpaste you accidentally brush your teeth with K-Y Jelly.

Petri dish rave party

Achieving an erection during a party in front of everyone else. How awkward.