Mario performing an abortion on Princess Peach with a coat hanger in a Mushroom Kingdom back alleyway
Kill yourself, then kill your parents.
One time after a wild orgy I shit out something that looked like a black forest cake
A woman pleasuring herself with a frozen hotdog in a pool has it break off inside her twat
Some chowder head on here keeps breaking chains by quoting movie titles
Zima is back! And this time: It's black!
Rock'em Sock'em Retards
Crazy Butthole Adventure
Zane Turner being beat with a pool cue
Instead of using toothpaste you accidentally brush your teeth with K-Y Jelly.