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Mario performing an abortion on Princess Peach with a coat hanger in a Mushroom Kingdom back alleyway

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Kill yourself, then kill your parents.

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One time after a wild orgy I shit out something that looked like a black forest cake

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A woman pleasuring herself with a frozen hotdog in a pool has it break off inside her twat

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Some chowder head on here keeps breaking chains by quoting movie titles

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Zima is back! And this time: It's black!

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Rock'em Sock'em Retards

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Crazy Butthole Adventure

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Zane Turner being beat with a pool cue

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Instead of using toothpaste you accidentally brush your teeth with K-Y Jelly.

Petri dish rave party

Achieving an erection during a party in front of everyone else. How awkward.

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