"I watch you masturbate."

Nicki Minaj with an extra set of backtits.

"Mmm... toast... I'm gonna slather you in butter... then I'm going to slowly lick my tongue up and down you as if you had a clitoris..."

teh fuk u say? ill bush ur hed 'n sware on me mum

"The poor mother died in childbirth. The bloodloss was too much," the doctor whispered softly. "I'm so sorry..."

It's all ogre now.

Thor flying through the air without a goddamn care.

NOT THE NEW BABY JESUS, PLEASE!!!

Doodle of doo doo

"I'm the real Slim Shady."

FUCK YO' GAHDEN

"NO, DADDY, STOP IT, NOT THERE!" screamed little Godzilla. "Damnit, little'un! EAT YOUR DINNER!"