NOT THE NEW BABY JESUS, PLEASE!!!

Doodle of doo doo

Doodle or Die

"I'm the real Slim Shady."

"I watch you masturbate."

FUCK YO' GAHDEN

Nicki Minaj with an extra set of backtits.

"NO, DADDY, STOP IT, NOT THERE!" screamed little Godzilla. "Damnit, little'un! EAT YOUR DINNER!"

Oh my good lord.

moneh.

"Oh, yeah! Break it down!"

"The shoe of the creator. It's mightiest of precum dripping from the tip as if it were the fountain of youth.." said the priest, lying down

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