You're walking in the woods. There's no one around and your phone is dead. Out of the corner of your eye you spot him: Shia Labeouf.

We walk together in the valley of gay

Oh John. Sweet, innocent John. If only you knew.

a gentlemanly zombie politely asking to eat someone's brains.

A glass of water realizes how alone he is

an ugly man questions his existence

I'm offensive and I find this mexican.

A firebender loses a friend

A clown goes on a murderous rampage

John sits on a cloud above monsters.

Davesprite looking thoughtfully at a goldfish

a wanna be pink haired rock star thinks she has a fan, but the guy really just thinks she's annoying