a gentlemanly zombie politely asking to eat someone's brains.

a wanna be pink haired rock star thinks she has a fan, but the guy really just thinks she's annoying

A man falling out of a hot air balloon

You're walking in the woods. There's no one around and your phone is dead. Out of the corner of your eye you spot him: Shia Labeouf.

A glass of water realizes how alone he is

an ugly man questions his existence

I'm offensive and I find this mexican.

Apparently Bruce Springsteen is orange

We walk together in the valley of gay

Oh John. Sweet, innocent John. If only you knew.

Well someone's upset...

a brown dog politely asks someone not to fag out on them