A raging erection struggles to be freed from oppressive trousers. It only wants a life in the open, to be free and to love once more.

A giant donkey dong asking for directions to the surfing district in Sweden

The fantastic due black lightning and red jelly fish take the screen. Quick! You must click the exit button!

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A sea of butts awaiting their crowning ceremonies as buttlords

meow corp what please on a number 5 in a blue circle

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a pink cake with whipped cream and a cherry on top

homicidal knife-weilding cat

a dead goldfish

my hairy balls erupting from the surface of the earth

an orange box with a yellow chin and red pig tails

a striped orange camel wearing a thing on its head in the middle of the desert

Pink text tells how poor their relationship is with their computer. Dont worry; soon enough it will be all you have left in your wasted life

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